life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

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IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

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the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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harryedward:

“who could scroll past this” me

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skaterparadise:

we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at

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jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

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imaginethebutts:

me in math class

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partickstump:

i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)

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ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

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caught:

Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*

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